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"Vacuum cleaners suck because they blow"
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"
"Een atoom is kleurloos. Maar gekleurde atomen zijn geen gekleurde atomen, maar atomen met een extra kleuratoom... die je niet ziet!"
"Als niemand
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other"
"Politiek is de kunst om te voorkomen dat mensen zich met hun eigen zaken bezig kunnen houden."
"Politicus is niet zo'n slecht beroep. Als je succes hebt krijg je er veel voor terug, en als je afgaat kun je er altijd nog een boek over schrijven."
"Ik heb de buitenlandse politiek bestudeerd. Ik weet hoeveel werelddelen er zijn."
"Het is niet overdreven om te stellen dat de zwevende kiezers alle kanten op kunnen gaan."
"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."
"De laatste tijd heeft suiker sterk de neiging suiker te zijn."
"Als je de tijd na de donder vermenigvuldigt met de snelheid heb je de afstand. Dus als je de afstand deelt door de snelheid weet je precies hoe snel je geteld hebt."
"Er zijn twee regels voor succes: 1. Vertel nooit alles wat je weet."
"Een geheelonthouder is iemand die de kater uit de boom heeft gekeken"
"Snelwandelen is zoiets als een wedstrijd wie het hardst kan fluisteren."
"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three"
"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners."
"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat."
"I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died."
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
- George Carlin
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name."
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~ Monday, March 08, 2004
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